1 00:00:06,806 --> 00:00:07,941 Hooray. 2 00:00:08,408 --> 00:00:09,576 Hooray. 3 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:25,125 To find this portal, we have to go north. 4 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:26,626 North end. 5 00:00:27,293 --> 00:00:29,729 - Cold. - Very tip. 6 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:34,968 OK, check the warranty on the box. We're half way to the moon. 7 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:39,272 Where do you think, Tso Lan, the Moon Demon, is? 8 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:41,941 It's impossible to get up there. 9 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:43,943 Correct. 10 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:46,513 Besides, Valmont doesn't have a flying saucer. 11 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:48,848 Yes, we need to go far 12 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:52,952 to Cape whatever it is in Florida and take a plane into the sky. 13 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,189 Okay. 14 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,792 Why not just an Earth Devil? 15 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:46,873 JACKIE CHAN ADVENTURES 16 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:54,414 Jade? 17 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:57,684 Maybe the active volcano display was too difficult for me. 18 00:01:57,684 --> 00:01:58,585 Jackie? 19 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,454 Scientific project. 20 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:06,059 Valmont and his flock were spotted in Florida 21 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,994 - near Cape Canaveral. - I'm going there. 22 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:10,463 Hey. Want to go on a mission, Jackie? 23 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:15,034 No. Not a mission. It's a feng shui conference. 24 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:16,870 - In Minnesota. - Want to come along? 25 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,572 Want, Jackie, 26 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:22,242 but there's a new science project I need to make. 27 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:32,118 I'm getting goosebumps. 28 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:33,353 Come on, vote. 29 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,955 Those who don't want to go into space, raise your hands. 30 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:41,227 We do not count Valmont's votes. 31 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:42,896 Forget Valmont. 32 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:46,533 Get on that spaceship or die. 33 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,438 There was no sign of a portal. 34 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:56,709 Keep it up. 35 00:02:57,877 --> 00:03:00,413 Rocks and minerals. Boring. 36 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:03,516 Photosynthesis. More boring. 37 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,287 Maybe I can get inspired from the Science Channel. 38 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:10,490 The launch center has been cleared for the launch 39 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:13,293 Saratoga experimental space shuttle 40 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:16,229 which will join the Niagara space station. 41 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:22,835 Hello. 42 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,805 Minnesota what? 43 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:35,315 Launching in 30 minutes from now. 44 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,253 Don't we need astronaut training? 45 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:41,487 Go on. 46 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:00,640 Countdown, 10, 47 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:04,744 nine, eight, seven, six, 48 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:07,046 five, four, 49 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:10,550 three, two, one. 50 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,553 Glide. We're rolling. 51 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:27,133 - Black. - Tell Uncle I have a strong feeling 52 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:30,503 that the portal belongs to the Moon Demon. 53 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:39,212 See you later! 54 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:06,673 It really slides. 55 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:11,444 Where are we? What are you guys wearing? 56 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:17,283 Good grief. 57 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:19,452 Good grief! 58 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:22,355 We're going to the Moon, Big V. 59 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,223 But that's impossible. 60 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,392 Who is piloting this plane? 61 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:33,399 O. 62 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:36,102 There is a fatal error. 63 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:39,572 I want you to turn around as fast as lightning. 64 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:20,613 - Hi, Jackie. - Jade. 65 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:23,116 Look at the monkey suit. In the real sense. 66 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:25,718 But how do you... 67 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:28,888 Talisman of speed. The fastest way to get to Minnesota. 68 00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:37,864 Autopilot. 69 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:39,732 Take it easy, Big V. 70 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:42,468 Major Mac This monkey flies with help. 71 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:45,638 I feel much more relieved. 72 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:55,448 Those rounds made me sick. 73 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,117 Space makes me sick. 74 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:06,125 The station's rotation produces a gravitational pull. Look? 75 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:08,694 I will definitely get an A in the science project. 76 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:25,878 Secure the station. 77 00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:28,247 It's easy. It's just us here. 78 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:34,954 Ensure maximum privacy. 79 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,155 COMMUNICATIONS SUPERVISION 80 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:43,095 Surveillance and communication systems down? How could that be? 81 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:45,364 The monkey. 82 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:53,673 Now, wait for this station to intersect with Tso Lan's portal. 83 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:56,042 Then open the portal with this key. 84 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:59,779 Hopefully Uncle is here with a chi spell. 85 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:07,620 This is a level seven takeover. My technician will take care of it. 86 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,288 Okay. 87 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:14,927 There is a second shuttle ready to take you to Jackie. 88 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,997 Do I look like Flash Gordon? 89 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,900 I'm too old to be an astronaut. 90 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:24,670 But if Sensei doesn't go, who casts the chi spell? 91 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:33,646 There are only a few minutes left until the portal location. 92 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,349 Prepare the Pan'ku box. 93 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,221 How? 94 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:43,990 Hey, Chow? 95 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:54,100 Goodbye. 96 00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:00,072 Chan. 97 00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:02,008 All astronauts. 98 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,510 Where's the Pan'ku box? 99 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:16,222 Hak Foo, take it. 100 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:18,591 You go, Hak. 101 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:21,661 Then you fools arrest Chan. 102 00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:25,364 - Jackie. - You can use it. 103 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:50,323 The eagle has landed. 104 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:10,876 Tiger Through Pudding? 105 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,280 Tortoise Fist. 106 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:18,184 Sloth Kick. 107 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:35,868 Bad. 108 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,753 Flying monkeys steal magical boxes. 109 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:10,503 Where is Hak Foo? The portal is near. 110 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,338 No box, no devil. End. 111 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:26,018 Smart monkey, good monkey. 112 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,020 No, Cosmo. Run! 113 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,791 Let go. 114 00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:41,133 Good. 115 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,189 Houston, there's a problem. 116 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:06,992 Open the door. 117 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:10,229 Tso Lan, nice to see you. 118 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,465 No need to mince words, Shendu. 119 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:17,036 I'm only interested in seizing control of the Moon's gravity 120 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:20,539 so I can get it out of orbit. 121 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:23,843 But it would destroy the entire ecosystem on Earth. 122 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,478 How do you know? 123 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,746 I watch the Science Channel. 124 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,382 The kid is right. 125 00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:34,854 After that, the view of Earth suited my taste. 126 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:38,057 He wants to destroy the Earth. 127 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:39,859 And you told us to free him? 128 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,361 Be thankful you're up here. 129 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,143 You came just on time 130 00:12:57,143 --> 00:13:01,514 to see the enemies of the demonic sorcerers perish. 131 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,585 Is this Jackie Chan? 132 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,220 No, but he is. 133 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:19,732 GARBAGE 134 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,734 It's time to throw out the trash. 135 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:26,272 GARBAGE 136 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:30,609 Shendu, I hate you. 137 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:31,710 I heard it. 138 00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:42,288 The satisfaction of destroying you is enough for me alone. 139 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:49,495 Chi spells are very much needed now. 140 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:55,334 Tohru, can you hear me? 141 00:13:57,536 --> 00:14:01,874 What? Are you mocking me? 142 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,910 No, Sensei. 143 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:14,653 Hiding only delays what will happen. 144 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:25,631 Hey. Lucky bunny. 145 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,302 Go. 146 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,751 I didn't see anyone. 147 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:49,488 Prepare a chi mantra, then socialize it! 148 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:54,093 - Are there any lotuses? - There is. 149 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,795 - Jellyfish? - There is. 150 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:08,240 Look at my power of gravity. 151 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:31,930 It seems like you guys are in great danger. 152 00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,878 Jackie, launch the tropedo. 153 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,548 Full speed. 154 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,565 Succeed. 155 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,206 He went down to the Moon. 156 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,375 This is serious. 157 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,277 We need Uncle's chi spell. 158 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:20,979 Come to your senses. We are in space. 159 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,614 Where can we get chi mantra? 160 00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:27,252 - Lotus? - Isn't that... 161 00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:28,721 Symbol of immortal beings 162 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,623 who initially defeated Tso Lan, the Moon Demon. 163 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:32,658 - Tohru? - Tohru? 164 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,893 But where is Uncle? 165 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:39,398 Tohru, do you have possum nose hair or not? 166 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,143 This needs improvement. 167 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:08,093 The tall, dark, and scary one is changing the moon. 168 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,828 Tohru, his chi spell. 169 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:15,701 The spell does not work if the demon is outside the range of the immortality symbol. 170 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:19,471 How to move the symbol into range quickly? 171 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:48,000 Bad day! 172 00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,111 Jade, this isn't safe. 173 00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,345 So? 174 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,849 It's never safe. 175 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:06,251 I need help. 176 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:09,388 I guess that's why you brought Cosmo. 177 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:15,794 Where can I find the Moon Demon on the Moon? 178 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,297 Behind you. 179 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:22,968 - Hello. - How dare you bother me 180 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:25,237 in my moment of triumph? 181 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:26,805 This is my job. 182 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,080 Where's the lotus? 183 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,415 You put it in your clothes. 184 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:43,388 I found it. 185 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,695 Tohru, the spell. 186 00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:51,530 That's my job! 187 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,900 Uncle, hurry! 188 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,111 Spell? 189 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,547 Lotus. 190 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:12,518 For it to curse me, you have to take off your helmet. 191 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,219 You can't do it. 192 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,124 If so, let me push it out. 193 00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,502 No! 194 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,182 Hooray. 195 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,052 Hooray! 196 00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:49,555 - Good. - That's good. 197 00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:53,759 No! 198 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,764 Goodbye, Tso Lan. 199 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:06,538 My science project would be cool. 200 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:18,951 Hey, Jackie, if you weren't an actor, what would you be? 201 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:23,622 I want to be a pilot. I feel very cool. 202 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:25,257 There's nothing cooler than a pilot. 203 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:30,862 Bring a helmet, wear special clothing, walk, but in slow motion. 204 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:35,834 Jet behind you. Wearing glasses. 205 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:40,973 Alone to a place no one knows. 206 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,108 I just want to be a pilot.